Her

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Hey,

I've just watch this really cool movie named Her, and you should honestly watch it too, its good. So its about the relationship of this guy named Theodore with his operating system. Yea, you read it correct, his OS. Which, although sounds crazy freaky, like woah this is going to be the start of some crazy kinky kind of computer love, but no its more like an emotional bond kind of thing, which is kinda lovely and sweet.

Honestly I won't mind dating an OS. Its difficult with humans sometimes. 

Pros of dating an OS:

(1) No need for personal hygiene
      Since your significant other is literally a computer, he/she doesn't really have a sense of smell, so you could totally stink up the entire place and he/she won't give you shit about it. Farting? Not a problem, heck you could totally be a hobo and have no contact with a brush for your entire life and your significant other will still love you. The beauty industry will totally crumble and collapse. OMG you could weigh 800 pounds even and have a closet consisting of solely pajamas and he/she will still love you.

(2) No need to bring him/her on dates
      Think of the amount of money you get to save. No need for flowers, champagne, petrol, new clothes, dinner or heck even condoms. Plus even if you feel like it and you go ahead and dress up, buy flowers and go on a date with your OS, you get to keep everything at the end of the date, like, if you get chocolate and flowers, you could just show them to your OS and he/she would be all touched and you could finish up the champagne.

(3) Constant increase of knowledge
      Well, OS is constantly connected to the Internet, so talking to him/her would be like reading a book. And you could talk to him/her about all kinds of shit and him/her would have some form of knowledge about it, or heck he/she could make an immediate search in a 12/10000 of a second and come back with 1,938,303,293 results of what you were saying. Which is extremely useful as when you actually talk to humans, you seem like a crazy genius.

(4) Totally personalized significant other
      There will be totally no need to answer the "Do I look fat in this?" question anymore. You could make your OS wear bikinis whole year round and he/she can't do shit about it. Plus, since the OS doesn't have a personality of its own, it builds its personality on you, therefore, it creates the perfect partner for you. 

(5) When him/her gets annoying, you can just shut him/her off

(6) Significant other gets to be with you anytime, anywhere
       Feeling lonely? Turn on your phone "Hello, Sweetheart". Walking on the street? "Baby, I love you." In a boring meeting? "Uh Uh Baby" So yea. Never will you feel lonely. Ever. Like eating alone in restaurants would be the norm by then.

(7) Soulmate

Yeap. And the few cons would be the lack of a physical body, but oh well, scientist are always inventing stuff. Oh and it you won't be able to have kids I guess, but see gay rights are a thing now and they even can get married and all that, so I don't see it a reason in the future for an OS relationship to have that kind of rights actually.\

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